If love is a battlefield, what are the weapons?

I know ppl and have met ppl that say they don't manually wash their feet when showering. They say when they rinse the soap off the rest of their body, it runs down their feet. In my eyes, this doesn't count as washing your feet🤷

Need 🤗

A trash bin in the halfish middle of a longish driveway. Was it to be at the road or was it taken care of, ready to be brought the the house? What would interrupt someone moving a trash bin anyways?

Tears are the only form of bodily fluid from other people, that most people aren’t disgusted by.

I think I'm chocolate milk drunk. Have I ever told y'all how much I love y'all? Where are my car keys? (By the way, I don't know who hates drunk texts, because any time I have gotten them in the past, they were HILARIOUS!)

I've been up all night trying to figure out if I look like a certain celebrity 🙄 maybe you can figure it out! I'm also wondering if these glasses make me look cute 🤔

Would coffee be the next best replacement?

Some like it with pulp. Some don't.

Be careful what you spend your minutes on.

As someone almost 40, I agree with this 100%.

I always find it weird when people romanticize older generations as if things were better back then. People do the same thing now as they did back then our world is just larger because of technological advancements.

Packed full of vitamins afterall… hmmmm they are at least plant embryos …

If you feel the need to instruct others to X you based purely on who they voted for..... then decorate your profile a whole bunch of #'s to celebrate your tolerance ..... I think you need to look up the definition of being tolerant.... the word does not mean what you think it means.

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When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.

So, Something I personally stuggle with is eye contact. When talking to someone, ordering food with a server, or the mirrad of other ways eye contact is established. It brings me unfathomable anxiety. Even today it is something that takes mad effort to achieve. Worse is that I have blue eyes and...