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It’s 12 in the morning and I (can)’t believe I’m asking this, lol. What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done or that you’d like to do? Would you do stuff that you haven’t considered before, for your partner? It doesn’t have to be bdsm related!)

Write in the comments! I'll start! I would be a horse, a blackberry, an eggplant and and a toilet paper stand (or whatever holds the toilet paper in place) 😅😅 What about you?

A thought came to me the other day and I don't know why I can't work out WHY you don't see baby pidgeons everywhere seeing as the adults are always going at it, everywhere! 😄 Where are the baby pidgeons? Where do pidgeons build their nests & keep their young? Why don't you ever see pidgeons foraging for for for their young life you see most other birds doing?! Genuinely #baffled 😄😁🤣

It feels like all of these other dating apps are just an abusive hype train of misunderstanding.. and this app is the only place where it's socially acceptable to be actually offended by the dating game.. It's dumb just love me already. 🥲

I get that majority of us assume others based off traits, characteristics, impressions etc but why be oblivious to the full understanding? I'm a truly blunt person thats honest and blunt with almost any direct thought or thing that comes into chatting with people but when others "assume I'm getting mad or not liking the way I'm speaking"...? I'm just being myself, I don't understand how others aren't sympathetic or understanding of how others function and speak vs being oblivious and assuming constantly. Anyone relate to this!?

Indulge in the whims of a room full of foils or converse with those of a genius mind

Probably. There's no smoking allowed in my complex & state law forbids it within 25' of the entrances. So what do the stinky, hacking ashtrays do? They smoke by the door right next to my window, somehow in their brains they've deduced only the front doors count. It all drifts up in my window making it smell like someone was in here chain smoking cigarettes & joints. I'm debating whether a fire extinguisher or bucket of mop water is the answer. Either way I have a feeling that more than one will have to be surprised.

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When someone puts in their bio "Need someone who can hold a good conversation" and then be the person who can't hold a freaking conversation. 🙃 Stfu

I've been on my locs journey for only almost 4 months. 😊

When I was sitting in the backyard the other day a squirrel fell out of a tree and landed a few feet away from me. It seemed embarrassed when it looked at me but hey, no judgments, squirrel, some days, you know? I wonder why there aren't more clumsy animals.

The word "Eldritch" comes from the middle English word "Elfritch" which means "Faryland", hence making Cuthlu a Fey creature

-How to behave What they're actually teaching you: -How to listen to footsteps -How to appear busy -How to manipulate someone into calming down -How to lie on the spot

Same way how people complains that person X is bad but never saying person X can you do this or can we try this and see if this is better for us or me