Dad jokes

Im requesting your finest dad joke! Mostly just want to annoy my boss with them 🤣

Said this to my own dad while golfing today. You know lion's would never golf. (Their response) But a Tiger Wood.... I walked home but worth it

Love this 😂

When someone tells you anything about anyone being hard of hearing, just say "What?" If they say "Did you hear what I said?" Be like Yeah, you said "Did you hear what I said?"

This will be hilarious for all my customers 😅

One of my favorites is Why does Dracula always bite people in the neck? Because he is a neck romancer

I remember when the shovel was in invented. Truly groundbreaking

Then Visible man married The Invisible Woman,. The kids were nothing to look at

Milk is the fastest drink. It's pasteurized before you even know it

Where does michael Jackson go on vacation ? ..... hee heegypt

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 10 brothers and sisters, but they don't know either.

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I once knew a guitarist who had played in a band once, he had went to jail for fingering A minor

What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide

What did the cookie say to the Dr.?

He felt Crummy

I hear a lot of these on the radio every Friday morning, so I have a few, but I got one for you Why did the origami teacher quit his job? It was to much paper work 😂

What do you call a farmer in the middle of his land A man outstanding in his field

You're studing abroad? Whats her name?

- Papá... ¿qué es el amor? - Es la luz de la vida, hijo mío. -¿Y el matrimonio? - Es la factura que llega después

*this is a halloween/goth themed dad joke* Why can't the witch get pregnant? Why? Because ghosts have hollow weiners!

These are awesome 🤣